Comments on: Bowls Jokes http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/ Information resource and worlds meeting point for Lawn Bowls Sat, 04 Feb 2012 13:41:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jacqui http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1716 Jacqui Fri, 10 Dec 2010 11:59:20 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1716 Fantastic jokes. Thanks Fantastic jokes. Thanks

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1700 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:33:37 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1700 Have read them all and find this is the BEST one.... An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’ The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’ The firs t man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’ ‘Do you mean a rose?’ ‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’ Have read them all and find this is the BEST one….

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it
was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The firs t man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1699 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:25:59 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1699 ..HE SAID HE WOULDN'T MIND A BOWLS BAG TO TAKE HOME TO PLACE HIS BOWLS INSIDE! ..HE SAID HE WOULDN’T MIND A BOWLS BAG TO TAKE HOME TO PLACE HIS BOWLS INSIDE!

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1698 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:23:06 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1698 ..they say she's very good, she had 21 up last SATURDAY! ..they say she’s very good, she had 21 up last SATURDAY!

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1697 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:21:43 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1697 Mixed singles, Mixed singles,

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1696 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:21:03 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1696 IN A MIXED SINGLES THE MAN SAID, HOW ARE YOU ON ROUND PEGS MY DEAR?..SHE SAID I AM BETTER ON THE STRAIGHT ONE'S-SO HE GAVE HER ONE..AFTER JACK HAD FINISHED! IN A MIXED SINGLES THE MAN SAID, HOW ARE YOU ON ROUND PEGS MY DEAR?..SHE SAID I AM BETTER ON THE STRAIGHT ONE’S-SO HE GAVE HER ONE..AFTER JACK HAD FINISHED!

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1695 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:18:04 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1695 One player in a mixed doubles said he was going to give his opponent a good length, the other bowler said, yes I'll do the same later to tire her out, the lady opponet heard this and said, you are all BALLS!... One player in a mixed doubles said he was going to give his opponent a good length, the other bowler said, yes I’ll do the same later to tire her out, the lady opponet heard this and said, you are all BALLS!…

]]> By: stan francis http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1694 stan francis Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:14:04 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1694 Two men playing a game, a funeral cortege passes by the green and the one bowler took his hat off to it and bowed, muttered a few words under his breath, the other player looked at him and said, hey Fred that was a mighty fine gesture?...Well Jack she always was a very good wife to me and mother to the kids!!-- your turn mate and no striking mind and stop moving that bloody mat with your foot, my minds on game, nothing takes my mind of a game just remember that lad! Two men playing a game, a funeral cortege passes by the green and the one bowler took his hat off to it and bowed, muttered a few words under his breath, the other player looked at him and said, hey Fred that was a mighty fine gesture?…Well Jack she always was a very good wife to me and mother to the kids!!– your turn mate and no striking mind and stop moving that bloody mat with your foot, my minds on game, nothing takes my mind of a game just remember that lad!

]]> By: Ellie Underwood http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1687 Ellie Underwood Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:13:06 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1687 what do you call a ginger prosititute?? Orange pay-as you go!! LOL what do you call a ginger prosititute??
Orange pay-as you go!!
LOL

]]> By: derek tandy http://www.worldbowler.com/bowls-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-1480 derek tandy Fri, 22 Jan 2010 02:31:00 +0000 http://www.worldbowler.com/?p=104#comment-1480 Two old ladies saw a streaker on the beach One had a stroke but the other couldn't reach! Two old ladies saw a streaker on the beach
One had a stroke but the other couldn’t reach!

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