How do I Get out

[mary]

Played short mat this afternoon, sat and had a look around everyone was in their seventies know I shouldn't say this but it felt like an old peoples home
Did make me feel young for a while, I am in the teams but I don't think I can go down and play every week will drive me crazy
How am I going to get out of this, they are so short of players
Anyone got any ideas Help

[wrong bias]

just say one of your relatives is ill and you have got to visit him/her so you cant manage as often .or you can say ,im sorry but this game is not my cup of tea and bale out,or eject in modern terminology;)

[kiwi bowler]

I got out of short mat bowls by saying I had to baby sit, as my wife was working part-time in the evenings.

[wrong bias]

I got out of short mat bowls by saying I had to baby sit, as my wife was working part-time in the evenings.mary have you any young kids,,,honestly not prying about you age,well suppose i am,,,only joking:rolleyes:

[snapper]

I would make an excuse of some kind, they will always play one short,
wouldent worry about it, cant live your life for other people:rolleyes:

[mary]

mary have you any young kids,,,honestly not prying about you age,well suppose i am,,,only joking:rolleyes:


Hi Wrong Bias you shouldn't ask a girl her age, all I'm going to say is over forty but not as old as you what age did you say you were
seventy two
think thats what you said :D:roll:

[wrong bias]

mary have you any young kids,,,honestly not prying about you age,well suppose i am,,,only joking:rolleyes:


Hi Wrong Bias you shouldn't ask a girl her age, all I'm going to say is over forty but not as old as you what age did you say you were
seventy two
think thats what you said :D:roll:censored:D

[Sam]

Hi Wrong Bias are you really seventy two that would explain being lost for words, got to be an age thing forgetting what you were going to say
:D:D

[wrong bias]

Hi Wrong Bias are you really seventy two that would explain being lost for words, got to be an age thing forgetting what you were going to say
:D:D20-06-54.so my mum said:Dnot lost for words ,just cant post here:D

[mary]

Hi Wrong Bias you haven't got your bus pass then, shouldn't think you would ever be lost for words, not ones that are printable:D:D

[Surfer]

I feel like seventy some days guess it old age and I havent got there yet and before you start on me about my age im as young as i feel Surfer8-)

[wrong bias]

iwas going to say something along those lines ,but had second thoughts:roll:

[Angel]

Had a real lech at our Club he would come up and stand really close and insist on kissing you on the cheek, everyone tried to give him a wide birth, not very nice but we used to say i can feel old age creeping all over me got a few laughs in the kitchen Angel:D

[wrong bias]

Had a real lech at our Club he would come up and stand really close and insist on kissing you on the cheek, everyone tried to give him a wide birth, not very nice but we used to say i can feel old age creeping all over me got a few laughs in the kitchen Angel:Dmaybe i should try that:confused::)

[Angel]

Wouldn't recommend it ought to see us make a hasty retreat to the kitchen when we see him coming, he has been known to pin you into a corner, we all try and rescue each other Angel http://www.julianhainesbowls.co.uk/forum/images/avatars/7963.gif

[Blondie]

Had a real lech at our Club he would come up and stand really close and insist on kissing you on the cheek, everyone tried to give him a wide birth, not very nice but we used to say i can feel old age creeping all over me got a few laughs in the kitchen Angel:D


Get one or two of them in every club, and not all of them men get a few women like that, not sure the men don't like it cant see them running away very often
The title for this thread sort of fits what we are talking about:D:D

[Crabie]

I can run as fast as the next nobody has ever chased me would remember that
As for getting out of playing short mat just tell them they are doddering old fools and it looks like an old folks home
That should get you some friends next year, and guarantee you don't get picked for anything :roll: