Trousers that fit

[Wicker]

I would dearly love a pair of three quarter length white trousers that fit

The men don't seem to have any trouble getting decent looking trousers

Went to try on some this week what I looked like, it was something between A clown and god knows what

The legs were so wide if a bit of wind came along you could float away

The other make were tight enough but wrinkled like mad would think you had gone to bed in them

Is it me or has any other Bowler come across this problem:(

[Blondie]

Can understand where your coming from wicker, the Ladies Bowling clothes seem to be designed to make you look as if you haven't got a figure at all
A lot of our girls are getting the long Bowling trousers shortened
the material is better and it has worked a treat:D

[wrong bias]

Can understand where your coming from Snapper, the Ladies Bowling clothes seem to be designed to make you look as if you haven't got a figure at all
A lot of our girls are getting the long Bowling trousers shortened
the material is better and it has worked a treat:Dwell the lady bowlers ive seen up here havent:p

[Blondie]

You haven't been looking at the right Bowlers Wrong Bias:D:D

[wrong bias]

fraid ive no option:(

[Blondie]

Oh never mind Wrong Bias are you sure there is nothing wrong with your eyesight perhaps you need glasses:D:D

[Wicker]

We found that the official trousers cost around thirty pounds and looked terrible

The girls at my Club have been buying white threequater length trousers from Marks and other outlets at a fraction of the cost

Unless you look at the label and they don't have any pockets we have been getting away with it

Why are the Women so ridiculous with the rules sure its because a lot of on Committee haven't got a figure to wear them

[Surfer]

:rolleyes:http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/entertainment/recreation/beach/surfing.pngI think you girls look fantastic no matter what you wear, even if was a bin liner not sure some of your bowling trousers have been made from these :cool:

[kiwi bowler]

Sorry I can't comment as I don't buy Ladies Trousers, but all the ladies I've noticed look good, but I suppose I shouldn't be looking.:oops:

[Sam]

Sure your right Surfer feels like it sometimes, tried a pair on this year

Have you ever seen it ain't half hot looked just like him in the jungle

When your five two and got these great wide trousers coming up to the calf

Doesn't do much for your figure :D

[Blondie]

Don't think we would like to see you in Ladies trousers Kiwi Bowler
not sure they would fit,
Us girls quite like being looked at but only if we can find something that fits, were working on it:D:D

[Blondie]

Hi Snapper

Think you might have left it a bit late this year to get new cropped trousers
Can get the official ones but I have yet to find any that are any good
All the summer things are out of the high street shops now you might have to wait till next year
Your best bet would be to get a pair shortened thats seems to be how everyone is getting round this problem:D

[Lardy]

Would love to come and have a look girls, tell you what I think of the cropped trouser:D:D

Let me know when I can come and visit:rolleyes:LARDY

[Blondie]

You stay where you are LARDY, don't want any of you chaps sitting on the end of the rinks, admiring or making comments about our Bowling trousers:rolleyes::roll: No

[Bigbear]

Must say some Ladies should not wear trousers of any sort

If they realized what they looked like, they would put them in the bin

Whats wrong with the good old tried and tested bowling skirt:rolleyes:

[The Duck]

Have seen some very strange sights with Lady Bowlers wearing trousers

Cant say why our Ladies are a bit on the big side but trousers don't do them any favor's

Thought a few times it was tactics to put us Gents off our game

Quack Quack The Duck:rolleyes:

[mary]

You could be a Dead Duck have you ever had a look at what some of the

Men wear and the size of their rear ends

Need to put a lot of you men on diets and while we are on the subject

The ladies in our club were thinking of starting a fund to buy some braces to help keep your trousers up

Why they wear them hanging half way down its a wonder you can bend down

:roll::rolleyes:

[Surfer]

Now Now Mary no need to take it like that you've got to take a bit of criticism do think the skirts are more suited to the game Surfer:cool:

[Blondie]

Good for you Mary, glad you told him what you think heard they got roasted Duck on the menu at your local :D:D

[kiwi bowler]

I think he was just making a comment that some Ladies look better in Skirts, than they do in Trousers.
Like I look better with my shirt hanging out than tucked in. I have put on too much weight I since I have come back to Auckland.

[Blondie]

I think he was just making a comment that some Ladies look better in Skirts, than they do in Trousers.
Like I look better with my shirt hanging out than tucked in. I have put on too much weight I since I have come back to Auckland.



Hi not sure Kiwi would tastes as good as roasted Duck we know you men are only joking around good to have a bit of harmless fun
I think the braces are a good idea for the men, talk about builders bottoms ( some day ) some Bowlers trousers are going to fall down:grin::grin:

[Blondie]

Hi Kiwi Bowler have to order a larger pair of Braces for you now, and post them over
Only Joking cant think of many Bowlers who suit their tops tucked in more comfortable out in hot weather not that we would know what that is like:rolleyes:

[pops]

Hi Blondie can you get me some braces as well help to hold up the old trousers

Might make me stand up a bit straighter and look taller can always live in hope:D:D

[kiwi bowler]

Hi Blondie looking like you might have a new business venture - suppyling us guys with braces:grin::grin:

[kiwi bowler]

I found some for The Duck

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[Angel]

Hi Everyone what a good idea could get them printed with bowling woods on could set up an Internet business
Would be the latest Bowling Fad
No No cant see it the thought of all you Men walking around with braces with Bowls on would put anyone off their tea:D:DAngel

[Angel]

Hi Kiwi Bowler


You read my mind, must be telepathy the duck will be thrilled , got to watch out he might pinch our idea, and make millions Angel:D:D
Love the Picture

[The Duck]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ewaOj6pgTWkJ::www.rubberducks.org.uk/rubber-duck-1.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rubberducks.org.uk/rubber-duck-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rubberducks.org.uk/about.php&h=1224&w=1632&sz=526&tbnid=ewaOj6pgTWkJ::&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2Bducks&hl=en&usg=__qIXtSX3yax9N7iWEYUxmUTY8OEc=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&cd=1) Yippee Hi Everyone could be a millionaire by Christmas every bowler will want a pair got to be the next thing after Colored bowls
Can see it now we might even get Club Color's:D:D

[The Duck]

Hi Kiwi Bowler do you have Club Colors, or do they still use whites at your Club :rolleyes:

[Lardy]

Hi Duck if you are going into business can you order me an extra large size
My color is red need them to keep the trousers up LARDY:D:D
Do I pay extra for the larger ones

[Surfer]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NGMZMkze9iUJ::www.fett.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/photo-of-collection.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fett.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/photo-of-collection.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fett.co.uk/category/work/&h=500&w=600&sz=289&tbnid=NGMZMkze9iUJ::&tbnh=113&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2Bsurf%2Bboards&hl=en&usg=__YNsLumOZm33-Di8bx1i2i8Q7ekk=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1) Good Morning Everyone Love the pictures of the braces I will definitely need a pair with a bit of give, have put on a few pounds over the summer, too many pasties my waistline has disappeared along with the hair having to get a new wet suit hoping the other half takes the hint for Christmas Surfer8-)

[kiwi bowler]

http://www.tiewarehouse.co.uk/images/cartoon/homer-sunset-surf-ctbj47.jpg

[Crabie]

Great Picture bet that looks just like Surfer dont think he has seen this yet
Did have a good laugh :D:D

[snapper]

Hi Kiwi Bowler you have got him spot on, couldn't have taken a better picture myself
He did say the waist line had gone along with the hair :D:D

[Surfer]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NGMZMkze9iUJ::www.fett.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/photo-of-collection.jpg (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fett.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/photo-of-collection.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fett.co.uk/category/work/&h=500&w=600&sz=289&tbnid=NGMZMkze9iUJ::&tbnh=113&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2Bsurf%2Bboards&hl=en&usg=__YNsLumOZm33-Di8bx1i2i8Q7ekk=&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1) Hi Kiwi Bowler dont know how you do it,

Not me but i like the picture got a little bit more hair not so sure about the waist line am going to go on a diet getting serious because i have had to buy new trousers
Surfer8-)

[Smiler]

Come on Surfer lets have a proper picture of you in the Surf with or without the tight wet suit got to look better than Homer
My friends daughter was going on holiday to Thailand last year and she asked me if i would get her some Money changed
Went all the way into town saying Bart Simson because i had to get Thailand Bart worked got the right thing :D

[wrong bias]

im on a diet:(

[Blondie]

Love the pictures boys keep them coming cheered me up no end
Think Homer looks a bit like my old man but don't think he could get into a wet suit:D

[The Duck]

Hi I'm going to have to join you on the diet Wrong Bias

Cant get my trousers to do up, every time I think about cutting back

I eat more, if its in the fridge I have no will power sit and think about it

And then eat it Getting a very Fat Duck quack quack:D:D

[The Duck]

Hi Blondie your going to have to get your chap on a diet as well, maybe we

should start a Bowlers slimmers club in the winter give each other support :rolleyes:

[kiwi bowler]

Yes The Duck I would need to join the club too

[Angel]

http://www.julianhainesbowls.co.uk/forum/images/avatars/7963.gifHi Kiwi Bowler
Can see all the round over weight Bowlers Next Summer waddling around the green
Epically after all the food that gets eaten during Christmas
Had to lend on of our Senior Official Bowlers my bra strap to tie her trousers together one end went in the button hole the other round the button
It was an emergency she did not realize she had put on so much weight
Could not get her trousers to do up Total Panic could not bowl for laughing Angel:D

[kiwi bowler]

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[kiwi bowler]

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[Blondie]

Talking about embarrassing moments, went on holiday one year got to the airport hubby went to take the luggage out, opened the boot and his back went
He could not straighten up, creaked over to the airport with the help of a luggage trolley
Got some Ointment for the pain, found a quiet corner had his shirt lifted up and he was bent over the trolley I rubbing his back
Then these doors opened and about a dozen people got out gave us some strange looks,
If the floor could have opened up I might have jumped in dread to think what they thought :roll:

[Blondie]

Hi Kiwi Bowler the cartoons are absolutely Brilliant looks just like Hubby the same shape:D:D

[Surfer]

Hey Blondie would have loved to have seen that one, bet security had you on camera,
Did you manage to catch you flight no joke when the back goes Surfer8-)

[Surfer]

Cartoons are great Kiwi Bowler where do you find them Surfer8-)

[kiwi bowler]

Thanks Surfer, I just look for them on google:wink:

[Angel]

http://www.julianhainesbowls.co.uk/forum/images/avatars/7963.gifHi Kiwi Bowler

Had a go at putting exactly what I was looking for onto Goggle, it does work its all in the wording watch this space Thanks Angel:D:D

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[Lardy]

http://www.julianhainesbowls.co.uk/forum/images/avatars/7963.gifHi Kiwi Bowler

Had a go at putting exactly what I was looking for onto Goggle, it does work its all in the wording watch this space Thanks Angel:D

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Think your Kiwi Looks a bit sad Angel to be our friend from New Zealand

He sounds a much happier Kiwi, not sure this sounds right LARDY

[kiwi bowler]

yes Angel, the wording is very important and thanks 4 the kiwi:grin: