Men Chasers.

[Blondie]

Had a New Lady join the club this year,

She seemed fine at first, she is divorced, and started to chat up anything in trousers,

Everyone thought it was quite amusing, but was getting a bit out of hand,

Last night Hubby told me she had asked him to go in the County Mixed Pairs,

That means they will be traveling around together, in the car,

All he will say is that she is not a bad bowler, not sure how to handle this,

I am fuming, I could blow a gasket, I Know She Wants a Man, but shes not having mine, Blondie:confused::confused:

[Sam]

Got every sympathy with you, we have had a few join over the years,
They think they can join a Club and meet someone, problem is most men, are happily married,
But that doesn't make any difference, have seen some problems, caused in marriage's, if they want to meet someone, they should join a Dating Agency, Sam:(

[Bigbear]

Wish I could find some of these Ladies, What Club did you say you come from,
Only ladies in my Club, who would chase me, are well past the sell by date,
Shan't sleep tonight, wondering what I might be missing, Bigbear:D:D

[mary]

Thats a bit strong Bigbear, Bet your sell by date, is well overdue,
Why is it that Men, alway look for younger women,
I alway put it down to them needing new glasses, they cant see themselves in the Mirror, Mary.:D:D

[wrong bias]

not me mary,i like older women:cool:

[mary]

Glad to hear it Wrong Bias, Us Mature Ladies are more sensible bettering looking can Cook and don't cost a fortune to take out,
Dont know what your missing.:D:D

[Lardy]

Don't mind what age they are Haven't had any Ladies chatting me up

Must be the Club I belong too never seen any Scarlet Women joining

If any body knows any send them my way must like large men Lardy:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[wrong bias]

Glad to hear it Wrong Bias, Us Mature Ladies are more sensible bettering looking can Cook and don't cost a fortune to take out,
Dont know what your missing.:D:Dall i can say is i agree with you entirely,dont want to say too much as i can see a shovel and a deep hole looming:)

[mary]

Think the hole has gotten a lot deeper and younger Women don't make spelling mistakes like me, blush putting it down to the glasses, or lack of them:roll:

[kiwi bowler]

Hi Blondie, saw this happen at my first bowling club, only her husbands keep on pasting away. Anyway it seemed she was looking for husband number 3 and she got him too and he was also very well off. Husband number 3 died about 4-5 years later from a heart attack while they were in England.

[E T]

Hi Blondie,

Great post! in our Club it is the aging 'Gigolos', that try to compete with the 'available', women!!!

The are well into their retirement years, but great to watch the antics!!

E T:roll:

[Blondie]

This could be serious, He insists I am being ridiculous and that he should be able to enter any mixed competitions,
I dont mind him entering but not with Her, I have already heard them whispering, you Know when everything goes quiet when you go into a room, I do trust him, Don't Trust Her still Fuming:confused::confused:

[Blondie]

Hi Lardy think men with a bit of width, are very attractive would give you a cuddle any day,
That might make Hubby sit up and take notice, take his mind of his pairs partner, Blondie

[Sam]

Hi Blondie, know its hard but men can be very stubborn
Give it a week or two and he might see sense and not think its worth the trouble
Next season is a long way away she might set her sights on someone else
And with a bit of luck leave him alone heres hoping Sam:roll:

[Lardy]

Good Evening Blondie you can give me a cuddle any time you want

Give the Old Man an ultimatum its either her or your wife

Wouldn't put up with it you could end up the laughing stock of the Club Lardy:(

[Wicker]

Had a bit of an Experience a few months back, the club had just come back for its Annual Tour

This Lady phoned the club and inquired if we had a player called Sue, [which we did,] and she wanted her number and that of the Tour Organizer

He received a call from this Lady, who said one of your members called Sue had run off with my Husband and i am trying to find out where he is

Our Organizer was completely baffled as Sue had never been on Tour

The Lady then phone Sues house, her Husband answered the phone and she told him your wife is having an affair with my Husband

Its just as well he had a sense of humor because she was in the kitchen making his tea could have caused all sorts of trouble

Everyone who was on Tour are now eying each other up wondering who it could have been, Talk about Sex at the Bowling Club Wicker:roll::rolleyes:

[Angel]

We have two lady bowlers both chasing the same man, it is so funny he is loving every minuet of the attention, and they are really trying to out do each other, One lady we like the other is a real stuck up ?????
Know who i would like to win Angel:D

[Oldie]

Hi Young-ens,

This has been going on since Adam & Eve, people get to know the one's to watch out for, if it didn't cause so many problems it would be quite funny to watch.

Often not a lot to worry about as when people get to know these 'Scarlet women', they are often given a respectable wide berth!!!!

Oldie.

[Surfer]

Hi Oldie

Words of Wisdom but not so sure, had one bowler run off with Someone,
Leaving his wife of twenty years, this particular girl had been married twice and had four children
She used to come and watch matches, not a thin girl by any means
And not a youngster forty something wore skirts right up when sitting down
Lot of chaps joked they couldn't consternate on the Bowling She Got her Man and wrecked a marriage Surfer:cool:

[mary]

Bet after a while he wondered what he had gotten himself into
With a track record like that, only a matter of time before she would be off again, Mary:roll:

[Frogett]

Get a lot of Widows who Bowl, had a really presentable Man join

Did wonder why he was taking such an interest in one of our Ladies

She was not (how can I put this)) terrible attractive or young

But everyone though how nice it was that she had company

She ended up setting up home with this man, next thing she has sold up
And moved away

Two years down the line, she is back with no house no money

Some very sleazy characters around happens to both Men and Woman
Frogett:confused:

[Lardy]

If you are on your own its hard to meet People of the Opposite Sex,
It can a lonely place, everyone of a certain age are either Married or with a partner
Have gone to a few dinners and felt really out of place, have had a few friends invite me over
Only to discover they have invited someone they think I might be interested in
Then its as if you are invisible and don't get invited anywhere
At least in the Bowling Club there are a few Ladies in the same Boat Lardy:(

[wrong bias]

if i were to get chased i would be easily caught, cos i cant run fast:pmind you our resident dragons are a bit slow off the mark as well

[Sam]

Thats Wicked Wrong Bias, If a few of the Dragons read this, bet you would find a good turn of speed
Shall have to chase you and see how fast you run Sam:D:D

[Blondie]

Hi Everyone thanks for the Advice, Must admit he has Stopped chatting to her at the Bar and Buying her drinks, I am leaving the subject of the County Pairs alone at the moment he might see sense Next Year, at least he is taking more notice of my feelings, She Will Start Chasing someone else, we have still got Finals Day and the Dinner and Dance to look Forward too Blondie:roll::roll:

[wrong bias]

Thats Wicked Wrong Bias, If a few of the Dragons read this, bet you would find a good turn of speed
Shall have to chase you and see how fast you run Sam:D:Dnow why would i want to run from you sam:)

[Sam]

Thats it Going to start training :Dsee if i can get a bit of speed up, Always wondered if you Chaps were all talk bet you would be quicker than a rabbit If you had someone trying to catch you :D Sam

[wrong bias]

no wonder they dont have bowls at the olympics,all the women would be chasing the men round the greens,at a much slower pace than the track events i might add,the mind boggles,:p

[Sam]

Us Bowlers come in all shapes and sizes what we would look like chasing

Each other dressed in Cream Bowling Skirts:D

Some Men are not of an Athletic build be more like a Snail Race Sam:D

[mary]

The mind really boggles with this conversation, sound like you are all training for the Olympics in slow motion,
Got this strange vision of all the Bowlers Chasing each other round a running track, think i will quit while I'm ahead Mary:rolleyes::rolleyes:s

[Crabie]

You Girls have some Strange conversations

Not a Laughing matter had a friend who was widowed twenty five years .
Met a Lady ten years ago and was besotted Sold his house and moved in with her
Spent a lot of money doing up her house thought he would be there for life, everything went pear shaped ended up living in a bed sit
Can happen to Men as well Crabie:(