Never been so irritated in my life,

[Jean]

Played in a friendly last week, the number two apologized on the first end,
Telling me her Lead was an absolute twit, and she hated playing with him,
Thought it was a bit strong, you get one shot first end in friendlies no trial ends, saves time,
The lead proceeded to take the mat, right up to the middle of the green, first end,
No centered the mat which was way over, we had to kick the woods half way up the green,
He was an absolute night mare, cant describe it, commenting every wood,
Telling us how to bowl, on first impressions you would think he was fine,
Spoke with an posh accent, which annoyed me even more,
Never been so irritated in my life, am I alone, how do Clubs cope with people like this, Jean.:roll:

[Sam]

Hi Jean, Got one in every club, but playing with them, is a nightmare,

Could end up pulling your hair out, my pet hate is when men pick up my woods, dry them and hand them to me,

Know they are being kind, and mean no harm, I am sure some Ladies love it,

But it is very hard to explain, you would rather pick up your own woods, without hurting their feelings, Sam:roll:

[kiwi bowler]

Hi Jean, I usually just try an inore them, other wise it puts me off my game.

[Bigbear]

Got it right Kiwi Bowler, best thing is ignore them as best you can.

Played with some idiots, only get one or two, got one chap in the club.

Proper Walter Mitty, if you get cornered, he has done everything,

Takes a lot of believing, think there is something wrong, not quite right in the head,

Try to make allowances, but he gets on my nerves, Bigbear.

[Blondie]

Got one lady in the club hate playing with her, stood in one year for a County Game
We were doing really well, until she started to limp she then proceeded to tell the opposition her medical history and showed them her knee
Never shut up the whole game about her various conditions my consternation went lost the game and her limp disappeared when we got off the green :confused: Blondie